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In a lighter vein-looking for trouble

January 5, 2013

YOU ARE LOOKING FOR TROUBLE……………………………………..whoever wants to meet me this week will be walking into a lion’s den. Younger Aunt has set mouse traps all over the house – inside & out. She almost accidentally poured ‘Rat-Kill’ into Younger Uncle’s tea cup this morning……….he ran for his life without his Nike sweater. Younger Aunt apparently saw a giant rat (she swears it was a male) last night staring at her outside our window. She thinks it was a rat while mother thinks it was the three chocolate cookies Younger Aunt gobbled down before turning in. THOSE WERE MY COOKIES by the way……….but now they are not (wretched diet) ; so ladies, gentlemen & others…….if you are looking for trouble…….you can skip school or college or work & come to my place………..if you are looking for trouble, just look right at my ugly face………………I was born the wrong way out……….& talking crap…………..MY STUDENTS ARE TOPPING THE CLASS SO I’M GOING TO DRINK…………….drink lime water………..my middle name is ‘diet misery’…………….well in short I am evil (short evil), so don’t you mess around with me !!! Mother wants me to ‘fall in love’…………love is one thing, but why do I have to FALL for it. I’ve never fallen for anything in my life except book fair sales. Mother says however it will do me some good……make me more human it seems………….& a bit normal………the criteria is :

1) He better be above 21 years

2) He better not be a student (especially not my student)

3) IT BETTER BE A ‘HE’

4) He better not be dead already

Looking for trouble guys & gals & others……….you have come to the right place !

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